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作者: 排哥 时间: 2014-2-14 08:23
标题: 情人节
赵本山问：沈阳啊，你是怎么看待情人节的呢？小沈阳：这个情人节吧，和清明节都是一样一样的，都是送花，送吃的，然后说一堆哄鬼的话。赵本山说：阳啊！你错了清明节是人和鬼说人话，情人节是人和人说鬼话。小沈阳：大哥,不能过于看重钱,情人节这一天其实老短暂了~~买个礼物、送个花，这一天就过去了,嚎~~ 不买礼物、不送花，这一天就难过了，嚎~~ 你知道今天最痛苦的事儿是啥？知道不，就是“过节了，礼物没准备！” 赵本山：还有更痛苦的呢！知道不？就是“礼物准备了，没情人过节” 小沈阳：大哥，那不算啥，最最最痛苦的知道不？“礼物准备了，情人有了，被老婆发现了…… 嚎~~” 赵本山：扯淡！那都不算啥，最最最最痛苦的是啥？知道不？“礼物准备了，拿着回家送老婆，发现老婆跟别人过节去了。。。小沈阳：那这情人节可咋过啊？？？赵本山：难过！略过！路过。。。。。

作者: 南宮亦馨 时间: 2014-2-14 16:10
老婆跟别人过节去了啊自己也跟别人老婆过节去呗

作者: 郑香兰 时间: 2014-2-16 23:58
呵呵！

作者: 今晚有约 时间: 2014-2-18 08:12
两位大哥的说话大有才了

作者: 游左右 时间: 2014-2-21 02:42
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